Humouring Nietzsche


Nietzsche’s complete quotes revealed

God is dead…
…because that blonde King of Jews was crucified wasn’t he ?

Insanity in individuals is something rare – but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule…
…because how else do you explain English Fotball Season.

Only sick music makes money today…
…as seen from the new Britney Spears music video

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others…
…guess who I am.

In heaven all the interesting people are missing…
…ever since Adam Sandler played the Devil’s Son.

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself…
…that’s why American Presidents talk about terrorists.

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends…
…because the former don’t mooch off my cigarette stash.

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes…
…uh; I forget my point here.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter…
…die Seinfeld die you show about nothing.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger…
…so lets continue surfing channels.

To forget one’s purpose is the commonest form of stupidity…
…you do realise now how I died of mental illness.

Man is the cruelest animal…
…Mommy, can I have a cookie yet ?

What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil…
…so accept me as your father Luke Skywalker.

Plato is boring…
…so am I after 100 odd years

Morality is herd instinct in the individual…
…claimed Dubya Bush after winning elections.

We are always in our own company…
…now where’s Waldo ?

Is man merely a mistake of God’s? Or God merely a mistake of man’s?…
…don’t mistake my predicament for philosophy.

When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you…
…because we didn’t have video games in our time.

Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one…
…but otherwise avoid reading too much into Anne Rice’s Mythologies.

Poets are shameless with their experiences: they exploit them…
…now only if I could break into publishing.

Laughable News


Humour they say is the most difficult to write and enact. With the plethora of Jokes sites online you may wonder if this is true. But yes there are a talented lot of individuals online who take great efforts to make your daily grind enjoyable through gags. So if you are one of those busybodies who get to the latest news at the start of each day, you may find more interesting news at some unique websites.

Specialising in the bizarre, farce and satire, the below news links provide great relief from the more serious notes of BBC and CNN.
The Onion America’s Finest News
News Biscuit The News before it happens
Uncyclopedia Content-free encyclopedia
Encyclopedia Dramatica “In lulz we trust.”

For those still craving real news, go to http://news.yahoo.com/ and click on Odd News section for real offbeat news.

So there, No News need not be Good News, as you can see its not always bad stuff that get reported but also funny stuff that is caricatured.